Scam-I-Am and his Mainstream Jams (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

I am Scam

I am Scam

Scam-I-Am

That Scam-I-Am

That Scam-I-Am

I do not like that Scam-I-Am

Would you hear

A Mainstream Jam?

I do not like them

Scam-I-Am.

I do not like

those Mainstream Jams.

Would you watch it on T.V?

I will not watch it on T.V.

I will not hear an MP3.

I will not hear

a Mainstream Jam.

I do not like them

Scam-I-Am.

Would you hear it on FM?

Would you share it with a friend?

I will not hear it on FM.

I will not share it with a friend.

I will not watch it on T.V.

I will not hear an MP3.

I will not hear

a Mainstream Jam.

I do not like them

Scam-I-Am.

Would you? Could you?

In a club?

Listen! Listen!

Here's the stuff.

I will not hear it in a Club.

Not at an Inn or in a Pub.

I will not hear it on FM.

I will not share it with a friend.

I will not watch it on T.V.

I will not hear an MP3.

I will not hear

a Mainstream Jam.

I do not like them

Scam-I-Am.

You don't like

my Mainstream Jams?

I do not like them

Scam-I-Am.

I do not like

those Mainstream Jams.

If I insist?

If i persist?

And hound you with the top 10 "hits"?

Or make a video with hot chicks?

Then will you hear my mainstream pick?

I will not hear it

Scam-I-Am,

I do not like

those Mainstream Jams.

But,

Flashy clothes are in the flicks!

The same old tune's in every mix!

The songs have all the same lyrics!

Don't have to think. So whats the risk?

Scam-I-Am, you make me sick,

Your videos are a cunning trick,

To make your corporate products click,

While art is being stomped and kicked!

So I won't hear

a Mainstream Jam,

I like me just the way i am,

I will not stand your greedy plans,

I will not give in Scam-I-Am!