Stuff It Miss Muffet!
What really happened
She dealt in an alley and was very pally with the cops in the valley.
They never said a word, so she sold the curd, to the addicts undisturbed.
Spider was an addict, couldn't kick the habit. He just had to have it.
He slept on the pavement, wore torn raiment, and raped for entertainment.
He drank a lot of whey, ate curd all day, and he earned no pay.
When he ran out of stock, he bought himself a Glock, and kept it full cocked,
He went to the lair, found Miss Muffet there, pointed the gun to her rear.
When she saw the gun, Lil Miss Muffet had to run! And that, everyone, was how it was really done!
A bit closer to reality, yeah?
Lol luv it.
ReplyDeleteU'r like Tim Burton :P
hahaha... its so much fun to write like this... with such irreverence...
ReplyDeleteCrazy stuff bro!!
ReplyDeletewell It's a thought to hog on isn't it???
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea how I missed having you on the blog!
ReplyDeletedamn! crazy! hahaha.. No tim burton, its wisdo eternal!!
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