The Wolf Who Cried Sheep

The Wolf Who Cried Sheep

A bedtime Story

This is Monsieur K.

Monsieur K is a wolf in wolf's clothing.

See Monsieur K try on wool. See him fail.

This is Mademoiselle N.

Mademoiselle N is extremely hot.

See Monsieur K have a boner. Do you have a boner?

This is Monsieur K's room.

Monsieur K has a bag of money.

See Monsieur K touch himself, gazing at the bag of money. This is his happy time.

This is the floor of Monsieur K's room.

Be careful, it is slippery.

Monsieur K touched himself and made the floor slippery. What's that smell?

This is a street.

Mademoiselle N is walking down the street.

See Monsieur K with the bag of money, following her into an alley. Do you follow people?

This is an alley.

People like Monsieur K like to corner you here.

See Monsieur K corner Mademoiselle N. He is creepy.

This is an indecent proposal.

Monsieur K is offering Mademoiselle N money for "love".

See Monsieur K try to buy Mademoiselle N's "love". She is offended.

This is a kick to the nuts.

Mademoiselle N has embedded her heels in Monsieur K's privates.

See Monsieur K clutch his privates in pain. He is now a eunuch.

The End

Moral of the story - You can't buy love. Or the sum just wasn't high enough. Or somethin'.